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About Jerry (Definitely Not an NBA Insider)

Jerry is just a basketball fan. Or is he? The truth is, Jerry knows too much—and writes even more. From deep dives into NBA conspiracy theories to satirical takes on the rigged narratives that fuel the league’s soap opera, Jerry brings fans the kind of content the league office would probably prefer stays buried.

This site, The NBA Is Rigged, is Jerry’s outlet for exposing the drama, the controversy, and the suspiciously perfect storylines that make the NBA feel more scripted than sports. Is he a former referee? A bitter fan? A league executive gone rogue? Maybe. Maybe not.

What you do need to know is:

• He’s obsessed with NBA conspiracy theories, rigged NBA games, draft lottery scandals, and referee controversies.

• He lives for theories, memes, and merch that poke the bear.

• He loves poking holes in the NBA’s official narratives—with a wink.

Everything here is parody, humor, and fan-fueled speculation. Jerry’s not claiming to have sources, but if he did, they’d tell him to keep his mouth shut. Good thing Jerry doesn’t listen.

Follow along for funny takes, rigged game analysis, and conspiracy-fueled merch that’s definitely not approved by the league office.

Posts (6)

May 21, 2025 ∙ 13 min

The Fourth Quarter Heist: Inside the Lakers-Kings Game 6 Conspiracy of 2002

How 12 Minutes of Basketball Broke the Math and Altered NBA History Forever May 31, 2002. A date that haunts Sacramento basketball fans...

May 21, 2025 ∙ 20 min

The NBA Conspiracy Bible: Where Paranoia Meets Plausibility

Seven sealed envelopes sat inside a clear plexiglass drum, each containing the destiny of an NBA franchise. David Stern's manicured hand hovered above them, the commissioner's poker face betraying nothing as he plunged in and, after what seemed like theatrical deliberation, extracted the future of the league.

May 19, 2025 ∙ 2 min

The Shaq Draft Conspiracy

On a recent podcast appearance, Shaq casually dropped a bombshell about his pre-draft conversation with then-NBA Commissioner David Stern. According to the Big Aristotle, Stern asked him, "You want to play where it's cold or where it's hot?" Shaq, never one to overcomplicate things, replied, "Hot."