Refund Policy
All Sales Are Final
Because each item is made to order, we do not offer refunds, returns, or exchanges — even if the NBA suddenly admits it’s rigged.
That means:
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No returns for wrong sizes, second thoughts, or spontaneous enlightenment.
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No refunds unless your item arrives defective or damaged — and even then, we’ll only consider replacements.
Print-On-Demand Reality Check
All products in our store are print-on-demand, which means they’re custom-made just for you. Once your order is placed, it’s sent to fulfillment and cannot be canceled or changed.
Got an Issue?
If your item shows up misprinted or damaged, use the contact form on our site. Photos must be included. We’ll review and try to make it right — no guarantees, but we’re human.
TL;DR
We’re a small, independent parody shop — not a billion-dollar league. Please double-check your order and sizing before you buy, and understand that all sales are final. Thanks for playing.